My Wedding Dance Disaster

The cake flew up, his pants fell down

On the slow dip I went faster.

My dress was caught, in my satin heel

Oh, wedding dance disaster!

Our Dirty Dancing recreation

Began as such a dream.

One little slip, and our wedding dance

Was covered in butter-cream

We got up quickly, we stood right up

Back to dancing, we made haste.

With all the chaos, I almost forgot

His pants well below his waist

He kept on dancing, with a waddle

I turned all shades of red.

But there he was, my frosted hero

With cake stuck to his head.

He wasn't worried, in the least

With his pants below his knee.

How is this possible? how does he do it?

As he fixed his gaze on me.

He winked an eye, he rolled me out

People laughed, and yelled, and cheered.

My dancing hero, could not be stopped

By yellow frosting in his beard.

Our wedding party engulfed us quickly

The pants were belted back in place.

By having fun, and holding on

We enjoyed our caked disgrace.

He pointed to our defunct dessert

"with no cake we'll all be thinner!"

While they were laughing, he whispered softly,

"thank God it's rehearsal dinner."

In Closing

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